
By Nick Reedy
There’s something about Joey Votto that makes me think he’d fit in with those old time ball players like Mel Ott, Goose Goslin, or Wally Berger. The name just sounds like he should been playin ball back in the 30’s! I can hear the “old-timey” audio right now….
“Stepping up to the plate is the youngman they call Joey Votto, boy I’ll tell ya, this kid is “The Real McCoy”, The Genuine article indeed! And How, he’s hittin’ on all sixes this season and you won’t catch him taking any wooden nickels at the dish. Votto undoubtley will be looking to put the bum’s rush on that rag-a-muffin Patty Caraway in this at bat!”
Awesome throw-back names aside, Joey Votto is a premiere player at the talent heavy position that is first base. With Miguel Cabrera and Albert Pujols going within the top 5 in most fantasy drafts, Joey Votto will be just as productive for whomever is at the tail end of the draft order in the first round.
“But that means you’ve ranked him higher than Adrian Gonzalez and Prince Fielder! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
Okay, all of these options at first base are GREAT options but I’ll explain why I’d take Votto before Gonzalez/Fielder.
First off it’s important that you realize I’ve always hated Fielder since his WWE style antics (see: http://youtu.be/KxAlPvTQSqo) and I NEVER trust a vegan. 
Fielder is just too much of a head case for me to trust him in the first round and no one is quite sure how he’s going to adapt to Detroit’s (ugh) vegan cusine.
Don’t get me wrong, Prince and Votto will have some-what similar numbers at the end of the year (Fielder will most likely have more HR than Votto) but I side with the cool-headed 1930’s ball player; Joey Votto. Plus he’ll get a handful of stolen bases.
When it comes to Adrian Gonzalez the only argument I can really make is that he only hit 27 HR last year…..while hitting .338 with 100+ runs and 117 RBI. Not bad at all. In fact I would challenge that Adrian Gonzalez is worthy of the first round with a full season under his belt in Boston and with his improved vision getting laser eye sur……wait a minute I’m getting off track!
Its first base, you can’t go wrong with any of these fantasy monsters. If you’re like me, you tend to use your massive gut to make decisions…and my gut says Miggy>Pujols>VOTTO>Gonzalez> and finally the Prince.
Sorry Prince, don’t come banging on the door of my softball training facility, security won’t let you in.
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